Starting from number 5:-
5. "Kitna package hai beta" translated in english as "How much do you earn" ?
Best answer to this question is that, I earn enough to manage two meals a day for me and my family. This question can be asked by variety of people, it can be a totally strange fellow train traveler or can be your close relative. You can use above answer to strangers but you are mostly in fix when asked by an elderly close relative. Problem is not that you are ashamed to share but you know that post sharing , you will be judged and also that this information will be shared without consent to the entire society.
4. "Onsite kab jaa rahe ho" translated in english as "When are you going out of india on a trip sponsored by your company" ?
If you are working for an IT company, it is mandatory for you to go out of India.People think that companies are there for serving this very purpose only. If you have still not crossed indian boundaries, you are doing something wrong in your career and here you are , you got your instant appraisal rating from a relative.
3. "Shaadi kab kar rahe ho" translated in english as "When are you getting married" ?
Now this is most irritating question faced by teenagers, As soon as person crosses legal age of marriage eligibility, no matter what the situation of person, he/she will be constantly reminded that marriage is the next goal in life. Imagine a guy living in a small room shared with 2 other males , earning 20K a month and he gets into the thinking mode, is this something which I can afford now?
2. "Ghar kab le rahe ho" translated in english as "When are you buying a house"?
As soon as you start earning for few years, you will start facing this question. This is the one of the critical questions in the arranged marriage interviews. Sometimes, this is a deciding factor in your proposal of the marriage. It might be the case that the person asking the question has owned a house in his sixties, but still expects you to buy in your twenties.
1. "Khush khabri kab suna rahe ho" translated in english as When are you giving birth to a child" ?
Now this tops the list after you have actually answered all above questions in real life.
What kind of a stupid question is this. How can one possibly know the answer to this question.
If a couple is not trying to conceive, they don't know when will they start trying and when will they be able to share good news..
If a couple is indeed trying to conceive, they cannot precisely answer this question because of all the complicated nature of the process.
Basically this question is not meant to be answered, it is meant to taunt you. For newly weds it is intended to trigger a topic of discussion among the couple and for rest, it is intended to get the details of underlying plan.
